Fox that like falls over or something

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

 - listen to kirby pretend to be a robot
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magnezone:

a-trex:

please, and thanks

THANKS FOR THIS!!!

finch-wing:

dontbeitchyman:

this was literally the only scene where anybody seemed a lil suspicious of dip and it was only for a second

finch-wing:

dontbeitchyman:

this was literally the only scene where anybody seemed a lil suspicious of dip and it was only for a second

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

throughthexhole:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Space Jam 2 is looking great

oh my god i thought that simpsons episode was exaggerating

throughthexhole:

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

Space Jam 2 is looking great

oh my god i thought that simpsons episode was exaggerating

modmad:

"-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…"
"Toots?!"
"I know, amazing right?"
"More like amazed that you didn’t punch me unconscious."
"Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?"
"Deal."

modmad:

"-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…"

"Toots?!"

"I know, amazing right?"

"More like amazed that you didn’t punch me unconscious."

"Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?"

"Deal."

Outside the lab, Piff found that the rich donated a smaller percentage of their wealth than poorer people. In 2011, the wealthiest Americans, those with earnings in the top 20%, contributed 1.3% of their income to charity, while those in the bottom 20% donated 3.2% of their income. The trend to meanness was worst in plush suburbs where everyone had a high income, and never laid eyes on a poor person. Insulation from people in need, Piff concluded, dampened charitable impulses. Poorer people were also more likely to give to those charities servicing the genuinely needy. The rich gave to high-status institutions such as already well-endowed art galleries, museums and universities, while Feeding America, which deals with the nation’s poorest, got nothing.

bootitude:

whap

yummytomatoes:

mAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, SIR

yummytomatoes:

mAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, SIR