look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”
Cute Pokemon socks at the Tokyo Pokemon Center.
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom
"#it’s sad that op does not know that wE ARE ASSIGNED GENDER AT BIRTH TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE PROPER NUTRITION FOR A NEWBORN BOY OR GIRL"
I know omg I know omggggggggggggggggggggggGGGgggGGggGggGggg
newborn boys are fed honey produced by workers, newborn girls are fed royal jelly to transform them into egg-laying queens, in order to start new colonies
This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.