the government should tax single straight men
that fee when no gf
this was literally the only scene where anybody seemed a lil suspicious of dip and it was only for a second
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
Space Jam 2 is looking great
oh my god i thought that simpsons episode was exaggerating
"-and then you called me ‘Toots’ and I was just like, naaaaah…"
"I know, amazing right?"
"More like amazed that you didn’t punch me unconscious."
"Shoot, yeah! That could’ve saved a bunch of hassle… Okay, ‘you ever do it again and I’ll straight-up exorcise you with a fist to the face. Deal?"
mAY I TAKE YOUR BAGS, SIR